Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Questions about Amerika that we Africans would like answers to...


Q: Are there any real Christians in Amerika? And if so how much do they pay their local TV evangelist to be blessed by God for their actions (or in-actions)? http://www.repentamerica.com/pr_hurricanekatrina.html

Q: Do you have real people in Amerika? I have never seen any on TV, in fact I have never seen you Amerikans even use a toilet on TV, aaahh that must explain why everybody is so fat and full of shit.
http://www.baywatch.com/


Q: Will I be able to see real gang members and drive by shootings in the streets of Amerika?

Q: Is it true that all Amerikans are afraid of any legitimate country attempting to progress it's economy through competitive agricultural fair trade in the fear that it might effect the price of a Big Mac?
http://www.international.ucla.edu/article.asp?parentid=4934

http://www.twnside.org.sg/title/twr141h.htm

Q: Is it safe to run around in the hood in Amerika, would i be attacked by wolves and grizzly bears ?

Q: Can you give me some information about invading a sovereign country without UN approval for apparent autocratic and or dictatorial behavior, while demonstration this exact same behavior through unilateral action and Florida election fraud ?
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0306-13.htm

Q: Which direction is north if you live in North Amerika?
http://travel.state.gov/passport/services/stats/stats_890.html

Q: After 911 can I bring cutlery and shoes into Amerika?

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Amerika where the gay male population is smaller than the lesbian female population, and whether these are true lesbians or do they really like a little salami on the side?

Q: Are there any Weapons of Mass Destruction in Amerika, and if so why don't the Mexicans to the South and the Snow Mexicans to the North invade Amerika, and i quote " Take 'em out... yeah" ?
http://www.cdi.org/issues/nukef&f/database/usnukes.html#44

Q: Are there supermarkets in Amerika where you cannot buy assault rifles over the counter, but can buy beer for 18-21 year olds ?
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product_listing.gsp?cat=418416

Q: Us South Africans are a bunch of backward bushwhackers, but please can you explain to us why Donald Rumsfeld (who served in various positions in the Nixon and Ford administrations, including as President Ford's Defense Secretary, and at the time headed the multinational pharmaceutical company G.D. Searle & Co.) Met with Saddam Hussein in December 1983, to discuss Nuclear, Chemical and conventional weapons sales to Iraq during the Iraq/Iran war.

But later when Saddam used these various weapons to great effect on Iranian troops and Iraq Kurdish dissidents over a 6 year period until 1989 was later only condemned in 2001, 12 years later, after being subjected to rigorous UN WMD search and destroy missions. But who you ask condemned Iraq, you guessed it, the right Honorable Donald Rumsfeld

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/


Friday, November 04, 2005

The Amerikan people say Oh Yes to Kyoto

This is the single greatest bit of news I have found in the last year. Read through the news story and hold thumbs that the Oil lobbyists and Environmentalist congressional pit fighters come head to head and that the later wins for a future change. The Governator Rocks Baby

Sunday, October 23, 2005

The future is bright

So I know you guys are probably gaging to find out what is install next in 'Bundy's Amazin Adventures'. Well I'm going Snowboarding soon, yeah baby yeah.

No mean feat i hear you say, well try picture this, a Northern Hemisphere Person very used to the snow and cold and put them into the african desert with not a clue as to how to survive and that will be analogous to my current position. So keep tuned and you should see pictures posted soon of us all kicking air and biting powder.

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT
P.L.U.R

Monday, September 05, 2005

Haliburton does it again......

Haliburton (Kellogg, Brown & Root Services Inc) manage to be just at the right spot at the right time to be awarded another contract.

This article, covered by one of the less biased media giants, begins to scratch the surface of the Corporation-Lobbyist-Government triad model.

The government appointed FEMA head (ret) lobbies for contracts for the ‘big 3 buddies’ of the Bush administration during a blank Check book disaster.

This system is so fundamentally flawed that it allows .....
(Fuck it) ITS JUST FLAWED - END OF STORY


WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON !!!!

Friday, September 02, 2005

(Disclaimer)
The author of this document has every intention of creating and distributing broad based generalizations and offending material about narrow minded Amerikans at every available opportunity until such time as they outlaw, publicly crucify, draw and quarter Ronald MacDonald as a symbol of kapitalist Amerika. ; )

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As man begins to approach the crescent of the mountain that is human development, he must gaze back down upon where he has come from. Only once this has been done can he begin to comprehend the significance of the sacrifices that has allowed his development to this great new height.

We as the human race are approaching this pinnacle of development, but yet as we take every valiant step forward, we are dragged back down by terrible human 'virtues'.


Man has mastered nature.
It is now more than ever necessary that he should gain mastery over himself


The actions of the current Bush administrators are leading to massive world instability with the likelihood of future world wide conflict increasing every day. This is not G.W's fault, he doesn't even know what the fuck in going on in his own country. It is because of these self righteous , self serving actions that the world is now turning there backs on Americans everywhere.
It is sad but true.


Americans should realize that they are now at a cross roads where they can make a hard decision to change tack, against the wind, and pursue a course of WORLD IMPROVEMENT or remain on it's current easy course and move away from a beautiful future.

Your comments would be appreciated