Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Questions about Amerika that we Africans would like answers to...


Q: Are there any real Christians in Amerika? And if so how much do they pay their local TV evangelist to be blessed by God for their actions (or in-actions)? http://www.repentamerica.com/pr_hurricanekatrina.html

Q: Do you have real people in Amerika? I have never seen any on TV, in fact I have never seen you Amerikans even use a toilet on TV, aaahh that must explain why everybody is so fat and full of shit.
http://www.baywatch.com/


Q: Will I be able to see real gang members and drive by shootings in the streets of Amerika?

Q: Is it true that all Amerikans are afraid of any legitimate country attempting to progress it's economy through competitive agricultural fair trade in the fear that it might effect the price of a Big Mac?
http://www.international.ucla.edu/article.asp?parentid=4934

http://www.twnside.org.sg/title/twr141h.htm

Q: Is it safe to run around in the hood in Amerika, would i be attacked by wolves and grizzly bears ?

Q: Can you give me some information about invading a sovereign country without UN approval for apparent autocratic and or dictatorial behavior, while demonstration this exact same behavior through unilateral action and Florida election fraud ?
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0306-13.htm

Q: Which direction is north if you live in North Amerika?
http://travel.state.gov/passport/services/stats/stats_890.html

Q: After 911 can I bring cutlery and shoes into Amerika?

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Amerika where the gay male population is smaller than the lesbian female population, and whether these are true lesbians or do they really like a little salami on the side?

Q: Are there any Weapons of Mass Destruction in Amerika, and if so why don't the Mexicans to the South and the Snow Mexicans to the North invade Amerika, and i quote " Take 'em out... yeah" ?
http://www.cdi.org/issues/nukef&f/database/usnukes.html#44

Q: Are there supermarkets in Amerika where you cannot buy assault rifles over the counter, but can buy beer for 18-21 year olds ?
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product_listing.gsp?cat=418416

Q: Us South Africans are a bunch of backward bushwhackers, but please can you explain to us why Donald Rumsfeld (who served in various positions in the Nixon and Ford administrations, including as President Ford's Defense Secretary, and at the time headed the multinational pharmaceutical company G.D. Searle & Co.) Met with Saddam Hussein in December 1983, to discuss Nuclear, Chemical and conventional weapons sales to Iraq during the Iraq/Iran war.

But later when Saddam used these various weapons to great effect on Iranian troops and Iraq Kurdish dissidents over a 6 year period until 1989 was later only condemned in 2001, 12 years later, after being subjected to rigorous UN WMD search and destroy missions. But who you ask condemned Iraq, you guessed it, the right Honorable Donald Rumsfeld

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/


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